“Bad Advice” Sweatshirt – Bright Colors
It’s a sweatshirt. It’s warm and comfortable. It has a Bad Advice logo in front that features a fork going into a toaster, which some people find funny. Or upsetting, which is also funny.
I don’t know what else to tell you about this shirt because I’ve been writing blurbs for hours now and I’ve pretty much run out of steam. So, let’s run an experiment: if someone actually buys this sweatshirt (which is a very nice sweatshirt) I will assume someone actually saw this blurb, which will encourage me to come back and maybe write a better blurb.
Unless, of course, thousands of people buy this sweatshirt, which would indicate this blurb is working perfectly and I shouldn’t touch it.
I am so confused.
[NOTE: We’re hearing from people that these shirts run “very snug” so you’re probably safe ordering up one size larger that you typically do. Just a suggestion.]
I am still confused.
Here’s what someone else wants you to know about this shirt:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk
1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
It’s a sweatshirt. It’s warm and comfortable. It has a Bad Advice logo in front that features a fork going into a toaster, which some people find funny. Or upsetting, which is also funny.
I don’t know what else to tell you about this shirt because I’ve been writing blurbs for hours now and I’ve pretty much run out of steam. So, let’s run an experiment: if someone actually buys this sweatshirt (which is a very nice sweatshirt) I will assume someone actually saw this blurb, which will encourage me to come back and maybe write a better blurb.
Unless, of course, thousands of people buy this sweatshirt, which would indicate this blurb is working perfectly and I shouldn’t touch it.
I am so confused.
[NOTE: We’re hearing from people that these shirts run “very snug” so you’re probably safe ordering up one size larger that you typically do. Just a suggestion.]
I am still confused.
Here’s what someone else wants you to know about this shirt:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk
1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
