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Nobody wants a knife in the back — but a fork on the back…Who doesn’t want that? The only thing cozier and more practical than a pouch-pocket drawstring hoodie is a pouch-pocket drawstring hoodie endorsing your favorite advice-related podcast in a very oblique manner.

Imagine the fun when that attractive stranger asks, “Is that a….?” And you get to reply, “Yes. Yes it is a fork going into a toaster.” So now an attractive stranger is a little afraid of you and that’s never a terrible thing.

Speaking of advice, you probably shouldn’t wear this to a job interview.

[I would absolutely wear this to a job interview.]

The deets:

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester

  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester

  • 100% cotton face

  • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)

  • Front pouch pocket

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Matching flat drawstrings

  • 3-panel hood

  • Tear-away tag

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