“Fork This” Hoodie – Dark Colors
Nobody wants a knife in the back — but a fork on the back…Who doesn’t want that? The only thing cozier and more practical than a pouch-pocket drawstring hoodie is a pouch-pocket drawstring hoodie endorsing your favorite advice-related podcast in a very oblique manner.
Imagine the fun when that attractive stranger asks, “Is that a….?” And you get to reply, “Yes. Yes it is a fork going into a toaster.” So now an attractive stranger is a little afraid of you and that’s never a terrible thing.
Speaking of advice, you probably shouldn’t wear this to a job interview.
[I would absolutely wear this to a job interview.]
The deets:
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
100% cotton face
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Tear-away tag
Nobody wants a knife in the back — but a fork on the back…Who doesn’t want that? The only thing cozier and more practical than a pouch-pocket drawstring hoodie is a pouch-pocket drawstring hoodie endorsing your favorite advice-related podcast in a very oblique manner.
Imagine the fun when that attractive stranger asks, “Is that a….?” And you get to reply, “Yes. Yes it is a fork going into a toaster.” So now an attractive stranger is a little afraid of you and that’s never a terrible thing.
Speaking of advice, you probably shouldn’t wear this to a job interview.
[I would absolutely wear this to a job interview.]
The deets:
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
100% cotton face
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Tear-away tag
